mc5 - Corporation Dustcart

Michael Grade has just been appointed Director General of the BBC, and, true to form, wants a clearout. Please provide inappropriate sentences that sound the death knell for a radio or television programme (for example: The Money Programme - Has anyone got 50p for the meter? or Upstairs Downstairs - "Rose! We're moving into a bungalow!"). Since Grade believes that he has God-like powers, you don't have to stick to the BBC.

Darren

"And how many calories is in that, Po?"

Newsround

Will

"Nothing new happening here!" A Prarie Home Companion (yes, I know, it's American, but it is Public Radio)

Thrax

"I've found love on the internet. He's an account, works in New York, so I've decided to move to the Big Apple, leave the wide open country and settle down in a city apartment on the edge of Manhatten. Goodbye, I'll write you." Star in their Eyes

Thrax

Oops. Should've been on a lower line, like this:

Stars in their Eyes

Raak

"Tonight, I'm going to be Fred West."

Last of the Summer Wine