mc5 - Corporation Dustcart

Michael Grade has just been appointed Director General of the BBC, and, true to form, wants a clearout. Please provide inappropriate sentences that sound the death knell for a radio or television programme (for example: The Money Programme - Has anyone got 50p for the meter? or Upstairs Downstairs - "Rose! We're moving into a bungalow!"). Since Grade believes that he has God-like powers, you don't have to stick to the BBC.

nights

"why, it was the old caretaker!" "yes, and I would have gotten away with it, too, if it wasn't for you meddling TV sorts"

Will and Grace

plump

For the inheritance we are about to recieve may the Lord make us truely thankful.

Party Election Broadcast

Darren

"Oi, mate, where's the bloody party? Putting a tick on this bit of paper ain't my idea of a good time. Put some music on and give us a drink."

Football Focus

Dujon

"Bugger it, I just sat on my specs!"

Gardeners' World

Raak

"And this week, we look at the ideal way for busy city folk to manage a garden: pave the whole thing over."

Farming Today