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Michael Grade has just been appointed Director General of the BBC, and, true to form, wants a clearout. Please provide inappropriate sentences that sound the death knell for a radio or television programme (for example: The Money Programme - Has anyone got 50p for the meter? or Upstairs Downstairs - "Rose! We're moving into a bungalow!"). Since Grade believes that he has God-like powers, you don't have to stick to the BBC.
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"This week, I'm going to be auctioning off these genuine 24 carat gold chips that I've just found in my pocket..."

Starsky And Hutch
"Dude, where's my car?"

Strictly Come Dancing
"Move your foot to the left, not the right. *thwack* How many times do I have to say this? *thwack* I don't want to have to punish you again, Bruce."

Britain Goes Wild With Bill Oddie

"I told you how dangerous Ecky Thump was!"

Rentaghost
"Oh, so that's why they call you Mr Claypole."

One Foot in the Grave

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