mc5 - Corporation Dustcart

Michael Grade has just been appointed Director General of the BBC, and, true to form, wants a clearout. Please provide inappropriate sentences that sound the death knell for a radio or television programme (for example: The Money Programme - Has anyone got 50p for the meter? or Upstairs Downstairs - "Rose! We're moving into a bungalow!"). Since Grade believes that he has God-like powers, you don't have to stick to the BBC.

Darren

"Normally, we'd insist on there being a bit more distance between him and the dog, and that he should wear clothes, but he seems to be enjoying himself nonetheless."

Panorama

Dujon

Today we investigate the new technology, shortly to be released to not only sporting telecasters but also oursleves, called 'tunnelvision'. [Darren] Done earlier by Software and rab

Match of the Day

Uncle Korky

Number Three. The Swan Vesta. [pause] The Swan Vesta.

Murphy's Law

Software

But first, a party political broadcast.

Murder She Wrote

nights

"Damn, out of ink ribbon." [UK] a-HA-ha-ha-ha!

Masterpiece Theatre