Just don't tell my pants, My achy breaky pants, I just don't think they'd understand And if you tell my pants, My achy breaky pants They might blow up and kill this man
So, so you think you can tell Heaven from pants? Blue skies from pants? Can you tell a green field From cold steel pants? --Pants Floyd, "Wish You Were Pants"
Speaking of songs - Somewhere Over ThePants, Follow The Yellow BrickPants and If I Only Had SomePants - just some of the great numbers from The Pants of Oz.
Pants... they're a gas Grab those pants with both hands And make a splash Pants... so they say Are the root of all evil today And if you ask for some pants There's a chance that they're giving some away... ...Another classic Pants Floyd tune.
Wallace and Pants Finding Pants Toy Pants Monsters Pants Does it show I've been to see Finding Nemo, and am in a rather Pixar-y mood? OK, aardman too...
There's the movie, the Incredible Shrinking Pants and its rather less successful spin-off, The Incredible Staying-Exactly-The-Same-Size Pants which was a disastrous movie, but the idea was bought by Marvel Comics and following some character development resurfaced as The Incredible Hulk series.
From Somewhere In Pants: I'm all out of pants Crazy Pants Puppy Pants Don't Give Up On Pants I'm Not In Pants Could It Be I'm Falling In Pants and Without Pants to name but a few...