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The Pants Game Does Dallas
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Many are called, but few are pants. Winning pants are, of course, unchanged.
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Purple Pants were in my brain,
lately things don't seem the same,
actin' funny but I don't know why
'scuse me while I kiss the pants.
Jimi Hedrix - "Purple Pants", from his "Are Pants Experienced?" Album
Say everybody, have you seen my pants?
They're big and salty and brown.
If you ever need a quick pick-me-up,
Just stick my pants in your mouth
Oooh, suck on my chocolate, salty pants
Stick them in your mouth and suck 'em
Suck on my chocolate, salty pants
They're packed full of vitamins, and good for you
So suck on my pants.
(Chef - from South Pants)
My favourite cigar is a Slim Pantsatella
When your'e weary, feeling small. When tears are in your pants, I will comfort you. (See! See! See! See! See! See what I've done? Tears has two meanings... See!)
I like big pants and i cannot lie you other brothuz can't deny that when a girl walks in wit an itty bitty waist and a round thing in your face your pants sprung !
I would do anything for pants - but I won't do that. {Meatloaf]
There's a guy works down the chip shop swears he's pants
(Smells like) Teen Pants
Never gonna give pants up, never gonna let pants down, never gonna run around and desert pants
"Honey! I shrunk the pants!"
Meet the pants
Lawrence of Pants
The Man who would be Pants
Gone with the Pants
Dr Strangepants or How I learned to stop worrying and love the Pants
...or Pants with the Wind
Pale Pants
A Fistful of Pants
For A Few Pants More
The Pants, The Pants and The Pants
One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Pants
An American Werefolf in Pants
"Thanks for the Pants"
Brief Pants
T3, The Rise of the Pants
I don't care about expensive things
Cashmere coats, diamond rings,
No not a thing,
All I care about is pants.
Lecter: Why do you think he removes their pants? Thrill me with your acumen.
It excites him. Most serial killers keep some sort of trophies from their victims.
I didn't.
No, you ate yours
The way you wear your pants, the way you sip you tea....
your tea....
"Your only supposed to blow the bloody pants off!"
My pants cut the sand of a foreign land
with mic in hand I cold took command
my pants and me both askin P
we make a good team my pants and me
we get around together, rhyme forever
and we won't be mad when worn in bad weather
My pants...
My pants...
My Pants
My eyes are dim
I cannot see
I have not brought
My pants with me...
I find your lack of pants disturbing
"Use the force, Luke - let go of your pants"
Frodo - you shall be the pants bearer.
It's time to bring the pants home.
'Britons! [Kitchener] Wants PANTS!' 'Dig for Pants' 'Hitler will send no warning - so always carry your pants' 'Turn this raw material into PANTS material' 'Be Like Dad, Keep Pants' 'Cover your pants for safety. Your Russian sister does!' 'Women of Britain, Come Into the Pants' 'Your COURAGE, your CHEERFULNESS, your PANTS, will bring us victory'
"Careless pants cost lives".
What did you do in the great pants, daddy?
You took my pants without explaining,
How could they go?
how could they go?

We had pants most people never know.
Stop! Before you break my heart...

I want your pants!
Don't care what I have to do!
I want your pants! (Pants!)
Doo-doo-dudduddudoo

I want your pants!
Gotta get it through to you!
I want your pants! (Pants!)
Doo-doo-dudduddudoo

If I can make you see only you can feel the pants on me
If you walk away you'll regret it someday
Please stay!

This room is full of pants
and shadows of the last remind me
Of all the pants I gave in vain
and all the ones I feel inside me.
I want your pants!
I want your pants!

Hmm. God save our pants?
Long live our noble pants.
Trouble in mind, I'm blue.
But I won't be blue always.
The sun's going to shine
In my pants some day.
Who knows the secret of the black, magic pants?

Black Eyed Pants - Where is the Pants
Dido - White Pants
White Stripes - I just don't know what to do with my Pants
The Rolling Stones - Sympathy for the Pants
Busted - Sleeping with the Pants on
XTM & DJ Chucky presents Annia - Fly on the wings of Pants
Paperback Pants
Hey, Pants!
Yellow Pants
Please refer to earlier entries on the subject of the Beatles - I Want To Hold Your Pants, She Loves Pants, Norwegian Pants, Got To Get You Into My Pants, etc, etc.
HOW ARE YOU GENTLEMEN ! !
ALL YOUR PANTS ARE BELONG TO US
YOU ARE ON THE WAY TO DESTRUCTION ! !
  • Captain: WHAT YOU SAY ! !
  • Cats: YOU HAVE NO CHANCE TO SURVIVE MAKE YOUR PANTS
  • Captain: TAKE OFF EVERY PANTS! YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DOING
  • Captain: MOVE PANTS FOR GREAT JUSTICE
  • My girl, my girl, don't you lie to me!
    Tell me where did you sleep last night?
    In the pants, in the pants, where the sun don't ever shine,
    I would shiver the whole night through.
    Some C64 games: Pantsmania, Pants on the Run, Auf Wiedersehen Pants, Flimbo's Pants, Firepants, Pantslord, Demon Pants, Pants on a Spring, Elektrapants, Shadowpants, Enigma Pants, Pantsball, and not forgetting Pants. I could go on.
    [Darren] How could you leave out Parapants?
    [Ibid] True. And Armapants and Attack of the Mutant Pants. Actually, Minter games are a bit of a treasure trove. Pants in Space, Pantsipital, Pants Bovver, Metagalactic Pants - Pants at the Edge of Time, Revenge of the Mutant Pants, Mama Pants, Pantsrunner, Pantsalyx, Hellpants, Laser Pants, and Pantrix. Were you at any of the BITLive events at all, by any chance?
    [Darren] Splendid stuff, recalling many happy hours in front of my old Amiga A500 as well, wasting the hours on Rainbow Pants, Populous II: Trials of the Olympian Pants and, of course, Escape From the Planet of the Robot Pants.
    I just realised I forgot Jet Pants Willy.
    Ah, Amiga! (we had an A1000 once the C64 finally died). So I'd add Sensible World of Pants to the list.
    You let a C64 die? Inhuman.
    In memory of the late and always great -
    I taught the weeping willow how to cry, cry, cry,
    And I showed the clouds how to cover a clear blue sky.
    And the pants I shed for that woman are gonna flood you, big river,
    And I'm gonna sit right here until I die.
    That made me think of:
    On a tree by a river a little tom-tit
    Sang "pants, titpants, titpants!"
    And I said to him, "Dicky-bird, why do you sit
    Singing 'pants, titpants, titpants'?"
    "Is it weakness of intellect, birdie?" I cried,
    "Or a rather tough worm in your little inside?"
    With a shake of his poor little head, he replied,
    "Oh, pants, titpants, titpants!"
    That makes me think of:
    The Mikapants
    The Pantoliers
    Trial by Pants
    Iopanthe
    and, of course,
    The Pirates of Penpanze
    A wand'ring minstrel I, a thing of thread and pants
    Thunder, rain and lightning,
    Danger, pants are rising,
    Clamor, sirens wailing,
    It's such a bad sign.

    Shadows of dark creatures'
    Steel pants floating in the air
    People run for shelter.
    What's gonna happen to us?

    All the pants we take,
    All the pants we make,
    All the pants at stake.
    I see the pants are for everyone -
    Who are pants? What can pants do?

    You and I are same in a way that
    We have our own pants that we won't change.
    Yours is filled with evil and mine is not,
    There is no way I can lose!

    Can't hold on much longer,
    But I will never let go.
    I know it's a one-way track.
    Tell me now how long this will last
    I'm not gonna think this way,
    Nor will I count on others.
    Close my eyes and feel the pants,
    Now I see what I've gotta do:
    Open your pants, it's gonna be alright.
    Now is the winter of our thermal pants, made glorious summer by these pants of York.
    Pants is down!
    Things To Do In Denver When You're Pants
    Hmmm - Things To Do In Pants When You're Dead
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