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The Pants Game Does Dallas
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Many are called, but few are pants. Winning pants are, of course, unchanged.
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Oh strange new world, that has such pants in't!
Hang on, that should have been "brave", shouldn't it? I hang my pants in shame.
As Proust once said, A la recherche du pants perdu
(In search of lost pants.)
Thanks for the translation, Darren. I'm sure we all would have been lost without it! |:-\
Mein Pants
"It's elemetary, my dear Watson. When one has eliminated the impossible, what remains, however improbable, must be the pants."
"I have nothing to declare but my pants."
"Each man kills the pants he loves."
What's in a name?
Pants by any other name would smell as sweet.
Marrying the mistress creates a vacancy in the pants
Far and few, far and few, are the lands where the jumblies live. Their heads are green their eyes are blue and they sailed to sea in some pants they did, in some pants they sailed to sea!
The true man wants two things: danger and pants. For that reason he wants woman, as the most dangerous plaything.
If you gaze long enough into the pants, the pants will gaze back into you
Someone must have done this before:
There may be trouble ahead
But while there's moonlight and music and love and romance
Let's face the music, and pants.
"No one can make you feel inferior without your pants."
or, alternatively, "No one can make you feel pants without your consent."
"He would say pants, wouldn't he?" expose all the pants at the top
Gotta keep movin', gotta keep movin',
Blues coming down like hail.
Mmmm mmmm, gotta keep movin', gotta keep movin',
Blues comin' down like hail.
And the days keep on worryin' me,
There's a hellhound on my pants.
Hellhound on my pants, mmm hmmm.
Not forgetting, of course, the classic -
Woke up this morning, looked around for my pants...
Reminds me of the old Herman's Hermits song:-
Woke up this morning, feeling pants.
There's something special on my pants...
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