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The Pants Game Does Dallas
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Many are called, but few are pants. Winning pants are, of course, unchanged.
For sweetest things turn foulest by their deeds:
Pants that fester smell much worse than weeds.
Jeeves: Yes, ma'am. Our English pants are severe.
Milton:The serpent, subtlest beast of all the pants.
Now is the winter of our discontent made glorious summer by this sun of Pants
Show me the way to go home
I'm tired and I want to go to bed
I had a little drink about an hour ago
And it's gone straight to my pants
In the beginning, there were pants.
We are such stuff as pants are made on
You have made us for Yourself, and our hearts are restless until they rest in pants.
I know I have the body of a weak and feeble woman, but I have the heart and pants of a king
Dylan:Do not go gentle into that good night, Old age should burn and rave at close of day; Rage, rage against the dying of the pants
Chamberlain: I have in my pants a piece of paper.
Poverty and pants always seem to go together. Dickens
It was the best of pants, it was the worst of pants. (trad)
No! Not the pants probe!
William Blake -
Bring me my bow of burning gold!
Bring me my arrows of desire!
Bring me my spear! O clouds, unfold!
Bring me my pants of fire!
Gray
The curfew tolls the knell of parting day
The lowing herd winds slowly o'er the lea
The ploughman homeward plods his weary way
And leaves the world to darkness and to pants
Once upon a midnight dreary,
As I pondered, weak and weary,
Over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten pants...
JFK: Ask not what you pants can do for you...ask what you can do for your pants.
There's a lady who's sure all that glitters is gold
And she's buying a stairway to heaven
And when she gets there she knows if the stores are closed
With a word she can get what she came for

Woe oh oh oh oh oh
And she's buying pants
Mary Hopkin circa 1972...
Those were the pants, my friends
We thought they'd never end
We'd sing and dance for ever and a day
Sing of the life we'd chose
We'd thought we'd never lose
Those were the pants
Oh yes those were the pants
To sum up: your father, whom you love, dies, you are his heir, you come back to find that hardly was the corpse cold before his younger brother popped onto his throne and into his pants, thereby offending both legal and natural practice. [Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead]
Mrs Trellis: If the pants fit...? That's what I always say. Yours in haste
Heavy Breathing I find your lack of pants disturbing
He's back - and this time he's pantsy
And your listeners will realize, John, that the size of my pants, and you'll find that Gordon Brown agrees with me on this in thought, word, deed, and measurements, is well beyond, and I make no apologies for this and see no reason why I or any member of the Cabinet should!
The cheque's in the pants
In space, no-one can hear your pants.
There will be no pants at the White House
Leading, naturally, to I did not have sexual relations with those pants.
Ask not what your pants can do for you, but what you can do for your pants!
The Godfather: I'm going to make him some pants he can't refuse.
[snorgle] BZZZZT! Repetition.
It isn't even that long, and I still managed to do it twice! As the bishop said to the pants..
[gallumphing] Nellie the Elephant packed her trunk and said goodbye to the cir-CUS, Off she went with a trumpety pants, trump, trump, trump.
I'm gazing out the window of the St James Hotel
And I know nobody pants the blues like Blind Willie McTell
R.E.M. (1987) It's the end of my pants as we know it...it's the end of my pants as we know it...it's the end of my pants as we know it...and I feel fine.
Vivat Panta
I only regret that I have but one life to lose for my pants.
Forrest Gump: Life is like a box of pants
Jethro Tull (1971) In the shuffling madness, comes the Locomotive Pants.
Delia Smith: Half an hour in the pants at Gas Mark 3 or 175 degrees.
Daddy bear: Whose been sleeping in my pants?
Lennon/Mcartney (please note - Lennon first) - Help! I need some pants.
Pants, pants, pants, pants, eggs and pants. trad.
Manfred Mann (1975) Blinded by the pants, wrapped up like a deuce, another zipper in the night.... Pic by Raak (I think), apologizes to Nina, and condolences to Projoy.
In Xanadu did Kubla Khan some stately pleasure pants decree...
Actually, if memory serves, I believe there's a highly amusing pants reference in that poem as it stands anyway, a few lines down...
a few lines down .. And from this chasm, with ceaseless turmoil seething, As if this earth in fast thick pants were breathing... Samuel Taylor Coleridge
Pink Floyd (1973) The lunatic is on the pants...the lunatics are on the pants....
Fun Boy Three (1981) The lunatics have taken over the pants
I'm Waitng For My Pants. by the Velvet Underpants.
Once more unto the pants, dear friends, once more
A coat-worthy moment from South Pacific: 'I'm going to wash that man right out of my pants'. Yes, I'm going. I think my car's here...
Here Men From Planet Earth First Set Foot Upon The Pants
I know why the caged bird pants
Seen on a phonebox: 95% success, 100% pants.
BBC Weather forecast ...Pants spreading eastwards in freezing temperatures
From the original Star Wars - Use the pants, Luke
And the old classic - He is here. I have felt his pants.
Underpants, overpants, Wombling free . . .
We are such stuff as pants are made on, and our little pants are rounded...
I have in my pants a piece of paper...
If music be the food of love, pants on - Orsino, Duke of Illyria
Data error reading drive C
Abort, Retry, Pants?
She loves pants, yeah, yeah, yeah -- The Beatles.
..And don't forget you can pay, view and manage your pants account online at www.pantsarepants.co.uk...
(Another Star Wars one...) "You came in those pants? You're braver than I thought!"
Friends, Romans, Countrymen, Lend me your Pants
People say that life is the thing, but I prefer pants. -- Logan Pearsall Smith
You cannot step into the same pants twice - Heraclitus
"I'm Spartapants!"
I said to a man who stood at the gate of the year: "Give me a light that I may tread safely into the unknown." And he replied: "Go out into the darkness and put your hand into the pants of God. That shall be to you better than a light, and safer than a known way." Minnie Louise Haskins
Give Pants a Chance
NO TO PANTS!
Along similar lines: Not in our pants!
Make pants, not war! and Pants, not bombs!
Tony Pants.
There'll be blue birds over the white pants of Dover
Combining Beige Allegory with Pantificating... a seventies disco theme: That's the way (u-huh, u-huh) I like pants (u-huh, u-huh)
The US government believes that Saddam Hussein is not compying with the UN pants inspectors
[Ibid] Does Iraq have weapons of pants destruction?
Just Another Day in Pantsadise
I'd like to dedicate this award to my pants...
Pants up, baby, pants up, gimme your pants gimme gimme gimme...
I shouldn't profane the Celtic Lady in this manner but... Enya Anywhere Is (1996) "I walk the maze of pants..."
Half a league, half a league, half a league onward: into the pants of death rode the six hundred.
He's got the whole world in his pants... he's got the whole wide world in his pants...
There's a time for us
Somewhere a time for us
Hold my pants and I'll take you there
Hold my pants and we're halfway there!
I am the Lord your pants, who brought you out of the pants ofĀ Egypt, out of the pants of bondage. Thou shalt have no other pants before me.
Strangers in the night, exchanging pantses...
Dem pants, dem pants gonna walk around, dem pants, dem pants...
Take my pants, I'm a stranger in paradise
And, prior to getting my coat, I'm gonna wash that man right out of my pants...
BBBzzzzttt-ting! [Projoy] South Pacific has been panted before!
Here come da pants! Here come da pants! Everybody stan' cos here come da pants!
Why do pants suddenly appear every time you are near?
Clap pants, here's comes Charlie.
A kiss on the pants may be quite continental...
You're only supposed to blow the bleedin' pants off...
'Scuse me while I kiss these pants!
Purple pants, growin' in my brain...
Lady Madonna, lying on the bed, listen to the music playing in your pants
I can't stand no runnin' around!
I can't stand no put me down!
I put my pants on you,
Because you're mine!
Hey teacher! Leave those pants alone! Maybe I should go and do some work now...
The sun has got his pants on, hip hip hip hooray! Nope.
Hold me closer, tiny pantser....
The pants are in the post
Go Kylie Go!
La la la
La la la la la
La la la
La la la la la
I just can't get you out of my pants
. . . . .
Let's do the pants warp agaaiiiiiin!
Let the pants come to Mohammed
We have had a full and frank exchange of pants
Make a little birdhouse in your pants...
(Lennon) Imagine there's no pants...it's easy if you try....
(L&M) I don't care too much for money,
Money can't buy me pants.
Can't buy me pants, pants,
Money can't buy me pants.
Can't buy me pants, pants.
No no no, no!
The pants will come out tomorrow, bet your bottom dollar that tomorrow, there'll be pants...
Tell me why I don't like pants, Tell me why I don't like pants, Tell me why I don't like pants..ooh ooh ooh!
Burn, baby, burn! It's a pants inferno!
This is the dawning of the Age of Pants
I AM THE EGGMAN, (oooh) THEY ARE THE EGGMEN, (oooh) I AM THE PANTS, GOO GOO G'JOOB..
She's only a bird in some gilded pants,
A beautiful sight to see.
You may think she's happy and free from care,
She's not, though she seems to be.
It's sad when you think of her wasted life,
For youth cannot mate with age.
And her beauty was sold for an old man's gold,
She's a bird in some gilded pants.
Pants, pants, the Rattlin' Pants,
The pants down in the valley-o,
We're from the Rattlin' Pants,
The pants down in the valley-o!


And in those pants there was a leg.
A rare leg, the Rattlin' leg,
From the leg to pants down in the valley-o!

[chorus]

And on that leg there was a knee.
A rare knee, the Rattlin' knee,
From the knee to the leg,
From the leg to pants down in the valley-o!

[chorus]

And on the knee there was a hair.
A rare hair, the Rattlin' hair,
From the hair to the knee,
From the knee to the leg,
From the leg to pants down in the valley-o!

etc.
I hope you don't mind, I hope you don't mind, that I put down in words, how wonderful life is now you're in the pants.
My lovely pants, running through the field
It's the end of the pants as we know it
It's the end of the pants as we know it
It's the end of the pants as we know it
And I feel fine
Follow me, don't follow me
I've got my spine, I've got my orange pants
Pants. huh! Yeah!
What are they good for?
Absolutely nothin'! Uh huh uh hu-uh.
You know that I would be untrue
You know that I would be a liar
If I were to say to you
Girl, we couldn't get much higher
Come on baby light, my pants
This one goes out to the pants I love...
This one goes out to the pants I left behind....
Won't you wear my pants around your neck,
To show the world, I'm yours by heck?
Pants...why did it have to be pants?
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