People say that life is the thing, but I prefer pants. -- Logan Pearsall Smith

You cannot step into the same pants twice - Heraclitus

I said to a man who stood at the gate of the year: "Give me a light that I may tread safely into the unknown." And he replied: "Go out into the darkness and put your hand into the pants of God. That shall be to you better than a light, and safer than a known way." Minnie Louise Haskins