Back to the Osmonds! We have all enjoyed Morningside of the Pants, It Takes Pants, Deep Pants, Go Away Little Pants, Tears On My Pants, You've Got A Friend In Pants, Seasons of Pants, and Soldier of Pants. Then there were the Beatles of course, who came along much earlier with Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Pants. I particularly enjoyed Dancing in the Pants by Martha Reeves and the Vandellas, Light My Pants by Will Young (we don't ask why), Pants Can Only Get Better by D-Ream, and the Christmas List Song by the Pretenders - Don't Get Me Pants.

Ah, the intellectual power. I amaze even myself sometimes. :)

Didn't the Osmonds also do Crazy Pants? Or am I thinking of someone else?

No, they did. See above (from the Somewhere in Pants album)

(I do know what I'm talking about, really!)

Not to be confused with Crazy in Pants, of course - that was a song by Lingeré (sic) Knowles.

Wasn't there a song done by Brandy and some other chick called The Pants Are Mine?

[AP] Indeed, her name was Monica. I believe it came out the same year as How Do I Live Without Pants by Leann Rimes.

That was the theme tune to Con Pants wasn't it? By the way, ever get the feeling everyone else has lost interest?

Just slightly, although it means we can be as stupid as possible. Hoorah!

The Australian Equine soap opera, Neighpants.

Then there's the actual soap Pantsenders. What? That's not what it's called? Oh well, my mistake!

Coronation Pants - the new vegetarian special at your local Harvester.

Haven't seen that one, but I'm a fan of Pants Behaving Badly

Ah, a British classic! Never in the same league as Fawlty Pants, but definitely worth catching.

None of them stands up to One Foot in the Pants, you know.

None? Not Hale and Pants? Dad's Pants? Only Pants and Horses? Whose Pants Are They, Anyway? Four Pants and a Funeral? The Rise and Fall of Reginald's Pants? None of them???

Well, I might be prepared to admit Hancock's Half-Pants, but that's the only concession I'll make.

Fair enough.