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The Pants Game Does Dallas
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Many are called, but few are pants. Winning pants are, of course, unchanged.
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Bridget Jones's Pants.....
Aspects of Pants?
Whistle Down The Pants! We haven't had that one, have we?
[OOAQ] Not to my memory.
Pants Become Her
The Thong of Solomon
Sing a Song of Six Pants
(This is actually a real movie! Check out imdb.com if you don't believe me!)
The Parent Jockstrap
The Lunchpack of Notre Dame
Do stop me if I'm going too far...
Not Sing a Thong of Six Pants?
Did I forget Oklapants and Sesame Pants?
And The Emperor's New Pants
The Muppets Take Man-Pants, Muppets From Pants (the prequel, Muppets from Socks, wasn't quite so popular)
[Angus] This is, indeed, me. Had a lesson yet? I haven't had the chance to call anybody. It doesn't help that my phone doesn't work...
[BB] That's all very well, but you could have used the Banter Page to tell me that. Not like I hadn't worked it out already...
Snow White and the Seven Pants with apologies for not feeling too imaginative this afternoon...
Just don't tell my pants,
My achy breaky pants,
I just don't think they'd understand
And if you tell my pants,
My achy breaky pants
They might blow up and kill this man
Lemon tree, very pretty, and the lemon flower is sweet.
But the pants of the poor lemon are impossible to eat.
That's me in the corner
That's me in the spotlight, losing my pants
So, so you think you can tell
Heaven from pants?
Blue skies from pants?
Can you tell a green field
From cold steel pants?
--Pants Floyd, "Wish You Were Pants"
Iain Duncan Pants.
Michael Howard has something of the Pants about him
I'm sure that was a song somewhere down the line..
Speaking of songs - Somewhere Over The Pants, Follow The Yellow Brick Pants and If I Only Had Some Pants - just some of the great numbers from The Pants of Oz.
All you need is pants
If you want to know who we are....we are gentlemen of Japants.....
Pants... they're a gas
Grab those pants with both hands
And make a splash
Pants... so they say
Are the root of all evil today
And if you ask for some pants
There's a chance that they're giving some away...

...Another classic Pants Floyd tune.

Wallace and Pants
Finding Pants
Toy Pants
Monsters Pants
Does it show I've been to see Finding Nemo, and am in a rather Pixar-y mood? OK, aardman too...
Perhaps their new one'll be The Incredipants.
*singing* Give me one moment in pants...
There's the movie, the Incredible Shrinking Pants and its rather less successful spin-off, The Incredible Staying-Exactly-The-Same-Size Pants which was a disastrous movie, but the idea was bought by Marvel Comics and following some character development resurfaced as The Incredible Hulk series.

Vorsprung durch pants
If you want a lot of chocolate on your pants join our club
Nuts whole hazelnuts Cadburys take them and put them in pants
wouldn't that be and cover them with pants?
From Somewhere In Pants:

I'm all out of pants

Crazy Pants

Puppy Pants

Don't Give Up On Pants

I'm Not In Pants

Could It Be I'm Falling In Pants

and Without Pants

to name but a few...
Then there was his sister's hit, Paper Pants ;)
Mark Owen had a minor hit with his Four Minute Pants...
the Pantszone hits:
Love Me For Pants
A Picture of Pants
Father and Pants (pinched from Cat Pants)
And my personal favourite...
The Key to My Pants
I've just realised how sad I am...
Would also like to point out that Love Me For Pants was originally a hit for the Osmonds. Another pinched cover version (though not from the Osmonds) was of course So Take A Look At Me Pants, by Westpants and Mariah "My Girdle's Too Tight" Carey. Then there was 5ive's original hit, When The Pants Go Out.
5ive's original hit was Slam Dunk da Pants. Then you have the short-lived 911's PantsShakin'. Of course, you could chose any song by Pants and Dec
*groans* By original I meant that, unlike Love Me For Pants, When The Pants Go Out wasn't a cover. But well remembered. They tried a ballad once didn't they? Until The Pants Are Through I think it was called. Then there was the very early Steps hit, The Last Thing On My Pants.
Back to the Osmonds! We have all enjoyed Morningside of the Pants, It Takes Pants, Deep Pants, Go Away Little Pants, Tears On My Pants, You've Got A Friend In Pants, Seasons of Pants, and Soldier of Pants. Then there were the Beatles of course, who came along much earlier with Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Pants. I particularly enjoyed Dancing in the Pants by Martha Reeves and the Vandellas, Light My Pants by Will Young (we don't ask why), Pants Can Only Get Better by D-Ream, and the Christmas List Song by the Pretenders - Don't Get Me Pants.
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