Pen got it with "Some Mothers Do Ave 'Em". The 'Morse' reference? Apparently the composer (Ronnie Hazelhurst?) got the rhythm (with slight licence) from spelling out the programme name in Morse code. And thus we have the short them I quoted in its entirety. May well be the cheapest ever original TV theme tune, with only 2 flutes playing it.
I vote that whoever gets the last of these two choses the next. Still unaccounted for then... Lib] - Television. Tum tee-tum tee-tum-tee-tum-tee-tum. Tee-tum tee-tum tee-tum-tee-tum-tee-tum. Tee-tum tee-tum tee-tum tee-tum-tee-tum. Tee-tum tee-tum tee-tum-tee-tum-um-tee.
And Kims... Pa-pa-pa paah, paaah pa-pa-paaah pa pah-pah-pah-pah pah-pah-pah-pah pah-pada-paah Pa-pa-pa paaah, paaah pa-pa-paaah pa-pa-pa-pada-pa-pa-pa pah-pada paah Pa-pa-pa paaah, pa-pa-pa paaah da da Waaaaah-waaaah.