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This was Kevan's idea (see MCiOS chat room). It's based on the song "50 Ways To Leave Your Lover" ("You just slip out the back, Jack; Make a new plan, Stan....") Well, there have to be 50 ways to do other tasks, right? So, off we jolly well go, Joe!
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50. Don't forget to finish the match, Patch.

OK, now how about 50 Ways to Appear on Television.

1. Steak at a sporting event, Brent.

dammit, meant streak
2. Eat an enormous steak, Drake. For charity or something. Nice one Darren!
3. Elbow your way vigorously to the front of the 'Last Night of the Prom'ers, Thomas.
Write a TV comedy play....Ray
4. Bare your breast to the planet, Janet.
Ah, not very original; it appears that ZK did something similar earlier. I should have clicked on 'Expose All'. Sorry.
Aargh! That should have been 5.
6. Write in to Blue Peter, Dieter.
7. Become a celebrity cook, Chuck. From north of 52½°N, obviously.
8. Write to Laurence Llewellyn-Bowen, Rowan.
9 Go on Who wants to be a Millionaire, Clare
Get eaten by a lion at Longleat, Pete
Pah I forgot the number again.......back to Kings Cross sorry everyone!!
Start a riot at the footie, Sooty. [Dujon] Yours was funnier :)
[Dujon] Looks like I could take a leaf out of your book. I've done that one before too!
12. Stand still for long enough, Geoff.
13 Just 'HANG' out in a box, Fox. ah-la Barmey Blaine.
14.Make a complete and utter spectacle of oneself by perching atop of it, dressed solely in a pink tutu [hands clutching a bowl of salsa i.e. chips] with both unsightly legs dangling over the screen, whilst wearing the rabbit-ear antenna atop ones *sic* head.
...Fred. (completing Falstaff's move)
15. Appear on Big Brother, Mother.
16. Appoint yet another croney, Tony.
17. Become a Premiership ref, Jeff
18. Get cast as the new Doctor Who, Stu!
19 In the nude, Jude.
20. Make a new episode of Blake's 7, Kevin.
Make a good episode of Blake's 7, Bevin.
Wroot a episod of 'Allo 'Allo which do nat oose a bod fronch acsont, Cont
23. Wave at a passing news camera, Pamela.
24 Become a presenter, Gunther. [Crabbers] I cod nid agwee moer. Until you piss this wee again.
25. Invent a new gameshow, Joe.
26. Impress Simon Cowell, Raul.
27. Stand as a presidential candidate with a campaign based soley on who your father was despite having a brain made of mush, Mr. Bush
Be the first man on mars......Larrs
29. Become a cameraman and turn it 180 degrees, Rhys.
Bomb and invade Syria, Lydia
31 In the past, there was always Police Five, Clive.
32 Hold Romeo Beckham to ransom, handsome.
33. Sit in a house doing b*gger-all, Paul. Not a fan of Big Brother and the whole reality TV boom, I'm afraid
34. Volunteer to be a redshirt, Kurt.
35. Go on a crime spree, see.
[thanks Darren ... dunno how i overlooked that...musta been outa breath]
36. Climb a clock that's big, Ben.
37. Enter BBC Talent at www.bbc.co.uk , Ray
38. Record yourself with a camcorder and play it back on your own set, Jet.
39. Get caught doing that with a minor (playing it back on your telly), Kelly ooh slightly outdated yet topical [Inkspot] Sublime!
Do a public strip-tease, Louise
41 Voice over a documentary, Terry
42. Make an advert, Kurt.
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