mc5 - 50 Ways To....

This was Kevan's idea (see MCiOS chat room). It's based on the song "50 Ways To Leave Your Lover" ("You just slip out the back, Jack; Make a new plan, Stan....") Well, there have to be 50 ways to do other tasks, right? So, off we jolly well go, Joe!

Falstaff

14.Make a complete and utter spectacle of oneself by perching atop of it, dressed solely in a pink tutu [hands clutching a bowl of salsa i.e. chips] with both unsightly legs dangling over the screen, whilst wearing the rabbit-ear antenna atop ones *sic* head.

Darren

...Fred. (completing Falstaff's move)

Puckoon

15. Appear on Big Brother, Mother.

Inkspot

16. Appoint yet another croney, Tony.

plump

17. Become a Premiership ref, Jeff