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50 Ways To....
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This was Kevan's idea (see MCiOS chat room). It's based on the song "50 Ways To Leave Your Lover" ("You just slip out the back, Jack; Make a new plan, Stan....") Well, there have to be 50 ways to do other tasks, right? So, off we jolly well go, Joe!
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How about... To Make Friends and Influence People

1. Tell them that everything they do would have been so much better if you had done it.


2. Smell like hake, Jake
3 Imitate and giggle at their walk, Bjork.
4 Be incredibly charming, Marvin.
5 Invite them to a dance, Vance.
6 Use rhyming slang, Wang.
7 Use a rhyme as a grab, rab.
8Counter tragic stories with a worse one of your own, Joan.
9 Offer them a drink, Tink.
10. Don't be an arse, Lars.
11. Dis their man, Jan.
12. Don't be cold as an iceberg, Googolplex the Amazing Balancing Goat from Luxembourg.
13. Make your lines scan, Stanley.
14. Interrupt the flow.
15.Admire their nasal hair, Fleur....*works for me*
16 Give them a big hug, Doug.
17. Buy them a ghetto-blaster, Breadmaster.
18 And go the whole hog, Bob the dog!
Hmm, that simuls my pet-frog buying plans then...
19. Complement their style, Kyle.
20. Roast them some lamb, Saddam.
21. Do them a big favour, Eva.
22. Show'em your string vest, Pet.
23. Give'em a nudge, Tuj.
24. Offer them a tot, Inkspot
25. Don't be smelly, JLE. *stretch declared*
26. Slice up some canteloupe, penelope. "not rhyming" declared
27. Show off your trunks, Dunx. [double entendre invoked]
28. Invite them for a drink, Link.
29 Don't fox 'em, DrQu+xum.
Take 'em for a walkie, Chalky.
31 Make them some tasty pasta, Breadmaster.
32 sit and stare at the baps, rab
Show off yer pecs, Googleplex.
34. Don't goad us, LotUS.
35. Show them your six-pack, Raak.
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