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This was Kevan's idea (see MCiOS chat room). It's based on the song "50 Ways To Leave Your Lover" ("You just slip out the back, Jack; Make a new plan, Stan....") Well, there have to be 50 ways to do other tasks, right? So, off we jolly well go, Joe!
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How about... To Make Friends and Influence People

1. Tell them that everything they do would have been so much better if you had done it.


2. Smell like hake, Jake
3 Imitate and giggle at their walk, Bjork.
4 Be incredibly charming, Marvin.
5 Invite them to a dance, Vance.
6 Use rhyming slang, Wang.
7 Use a rhyme as a grab, rab.
8Counter tragic stories with a worse one of your own, Joan.
9 Offer them a drink, Tink.
10. Don't be an arse, Lars.
11. Dis their man, Jan.
12. Don't be cold as an iceberg, Googolplex the Amazing Balancing Goat from Luxembourg.
13. Make your lines scan, Stanley.
14. Interrupt the flow.
15.Admire their nasal hair, Fleur....*works for me*
16 Give them a big hug, Doug.
17. Buy them a ghetto-blaster, Breadmaster.
18 And go the whole hog, Bob the dog!
Hmm, that simuls my pet-frog buying plans then...
19. Complement their style, Kyle.
20. Roast them some lamb, Saddam.
21. Do them a big favour, Eva.
22. Show'em your string vest, Pet.
23. Give'em a nudge, Tuj.
24. Offer them a tot, Inkspot
25. Don't be smelly, JLE. *stretch declared*
26. Slice up some canteloupe, penelope. "not rhyming" declared
27. Show off your trunks, Dunx. [double entendre invoked]
28. Invite them for a drink, Link.
29 Don't fox 'em, DrQu+xum.
Take 'em for a walkie, Chalky.
31 Make them some tasty pasta, Breadmaster.
32 sit and stare at the baps, rab
Show off yer pecs, Googleplex.
34. Don't goad us, LotUS.
35. Show them your six-pack, Raak.
36. Tell a whopping fib, Lib.
37. Give 'em some slack, Raak Are we supposed to be attracting friends and influencing people or putting them off??!!
<38> Make everything simple and plain, Jane.
bollocks.
39 Use a swearword bleeper, Zoological Keeper.
40. Throw your old name out, ex-Time Sprout.
Come on too strong, DrQu+xum. (Whereas I just came on at an awkward moment.)
42. Teach them how to swim, Kim. Well, it's a friendly act!?
Is it just coincidence that every time I've posted in this game, I've been simulposted? Or is it a government conspiracy?
43. Act all paranoid, Floyd.
44. But don't get complacent, Jason.
45. Don't act too smart, Bart
46.Choke your finger-licken, Chicken.
47. Introduce us to some totty, Watty.
48 Buy them a round and a half, Falstaff.
49. Go trekking in the Gobi, Toby.
50. Keep 'em squirmin', Fat German.
bake a new flan stan *not the same Stan as in the song*
50 Ways To Fail A Job Interview

1. Light a cigarette, Bette.

2. Pick yer nose and flick, Mick.
Smell your own fart, Bart.And set yourself free.
3 Say you're an alcoholic, Rick.
Wear a daft hat, pat. [Kim] I've just seen yours: very good!
5.Wee in the hand basin, Jason.
6. Offer 'em sex, Rex.
7. Get out your cock, Jock.
8.Slap 'em in the face, Eustace. And get yourself free. visual rhyme declared
9. Offer them a bribe, Clive.
10. Look deeply bored, Maud
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