Happy birthday to you Next year you will be two Happy birthday MC5 Now get the beers in please do

Foreword: I apologise in advance to Scotland for the following.

O, hail the graet rab!
Creataer of the site
Which was fifth at the taem
But two haev gone to shite.

In its pleasing caelors,
And its laeout noot a mess,
Yer site is a mast'ry
(Saev the bad CSS.)

Soo, let's give a toast to rab!
Fer this castle of MC.
(But, noot me, for yer'll know,
I'll've alraedy had me tea.)

A site thats white,
and blue too -
Oh, no, not shite
No, not! Despite
the rare respite
from txtspk like
-ing tykes.

And where, indeed,
we are free, to
rhyme badLEE,
as we please!

Hmm. MC5 is one today
So I thought I'd compose
A great verse celebrator-ay
But then I couldn't be bothered.