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Right, another chance to alternately build our spirits up and then disappoint them. I can't be bothered to change the winning move so it's still Mornington Crescent.
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The squirming bodies have no heads.
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They are nutritious and delicious.
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Only if you're an insect.
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Free insect eggs with all meals at Pizza Hut!!
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Cockroaches purchased at take-away food outlets are deliberately bred sterile in order that customers cannot replicate them at home.
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They go great with sweet and sour dipping sauce.
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They think you do, too.
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They're right
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You realise you have forgotten what the hell is going on in the thread of the story, and at the same time are picked up in a big PANDA car by the Police.
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Hooray! The Police have reformed and are going to give a free impromptu concert on this shiny tank (disguised as a panda) you happen to be riding. (See Weird Anime Excel Saga for reference)
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Sting wants to have tantric sex with you.
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He won't have time, the panda is actually a bomb. ([LotUS] You think Excel Saga is weird, you should see Puni Puni Poemy)
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The police have their robot bomb diffuser - codename Ropponmatsu - present. [GL] Nah, just giving it's full title. I've seen PPP and was horribly scarred ;) Then I saw the last episode of Excel *sweatdrop*)
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You're still going to get blown up before he can start. [LotUS] The last episode of Excel is odd I'll grant you, but nowhere near as odd as PPP or even Dragon Half or BPS
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You're going to get blown up before he can start! LotUS] Was that meant to say "scarred"? Or just scared?
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Its that time already, so you pack up and go home!
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No one can be arsed following my previous posting....ha ha....and the GREYS have landed in Washington DC!!
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