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Right, another chance to alternately build our spirits up and then disappoint them. I can't be bothered to change the winning move so it's still Mornington Crescent.
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It's making you hungry for things which aren't him.
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Those other things are readily available. You have some with you right now.
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That doesn't get rid of 'death ball'
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He seems to have toddled off anyway.
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The rather attractive Condoleezza Rice seems to no longer be a darling of the 'free press'.     Bugger!     :-(
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You still have her tied up in your basement
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You've got Dick Cheney too.
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They are now at your disposal.
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Close-up, they're not as attractive as you thought.
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You haven't opened the other sack of squirming bodies yet.
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The squirming bodies have no heads.
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They are nutritious and delicious.
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Only if you're an insect.
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Free insect eggs with all meals at Pizza Hut!!
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Cockroaches purchased at take-away food outlets are deliberately bred sterile in order that customers cannot replicate them at home.
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They go great with sweet and sour dipping sauce.
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They think you do, too.
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