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Right, another chance to alternately build our spirits up and then disappoint them. I can't be bothered to change the winning move so it's still Mornington Crescent.
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Lions are cool.
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They prey upon herd animals.
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Humans are herd animals! Yayayay... hang on...
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Not enough Lions to eat the humans!!
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There are enough lions to eat the stupid ones.
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You're pretty stupid yourself.
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But not as stupid as GWB [mmm, is that really good news?]
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The lions are refusing to eat GWB.
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I'm not refusing. Pass the ketchup!
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That's not ketchup.
i rule!
world inding attack stance.(you will all bouw down to me!)
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This is normally a child-free zone.
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The trained child attack Lions, are not doing a thorough enough job!
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I've found the real ketchup and am preparing to persue 'death ball'
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Hes wearing running shoes and has a two-day head start.
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Owing to his unusually low brain power, he's running towards you.
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The brain is usually the tastiest part. (I'm told, honest, officer)
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Thank goodness I'm not that hungry.
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...he is.
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I've got the ketchup.
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He's got the stuff you thought was ketchup earlier, and he's applying it liberally.
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He applying it to himself.
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watching this makes you feel strangely excited.....
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It's also making you hungry
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It's making you hungry for things which aren't him.
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Those other things are readily available. You have some with you right now.
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That doesn't get rid of 'death ball'
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He seems to have toddled off anyway.
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The rather attractive Condoleezza Rice seems to no longer be a darling of the 'free press'.     Bugger!     :-(
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You still have her tied up in your basement
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You've got Dick Cheney too.
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They are now at your disposal.
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Close-up, they're not as attractive as you thought.
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You haven't opened the other sack of squirming bodies yet.
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The squirming bodies have no heads.
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