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Right, another chance to alternately build our spirits up and then disappoint them. I can't be bothered to change the winning move so it's still Mornington Crescent.
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It's not compulsory to vote. Ooh, controversial.
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Most voters are stupid anyway, so the fewer of them vote the better. Upping the controversy ante...
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The abstention rate amongst the stupid may be no higher than amongst the intelligent.
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Its Saturday and the politicos are all in their constituencies kissing hands and shaking babies and keeping well off our TV's allowing us to concentrate on the Rugby. Well something like that.
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Your rugby watching is about to be interrupted by a politician at the door.
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You're a Wales fan, so any excuse to get away is welcome. Controversy re-invoked
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The politician is from Plaid Cymru, and is very angry at your attitute towards the Welsh team.
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The politician helps you drown your sorrows as the team comes a close second.
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Its now Monday and he's still here and my single malt has all gone!
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You now have a photo of that politician in a politically compromising position.
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You're in that photo too.
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But only part of your thumb over the lens, as the rest of your was behind the camera taking the photo.
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That's not your thumb.
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No one can tell it's not your thumb
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Everyone can tell that it is your wanger.
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...due to its immense size. (Wishful thinking...)
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Googolplex was right. It is wishful thinking.
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You are well-trained in the art of doctoring photos.
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You mistakenly sent the original version to the newspapers.
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