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Right, another chance to alternately build our spirits up and then disappoint them. I can't be bothered to change the winning move so it's still Mornington Crescent.
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This is because he's being cloned, thus bring into the world a race of chaffeurs.
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chaffeurs are like pigs in Beverly Hills, your mother is a sow farmer in Mexico and you forgot to make porridge for your daughter
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That made perfect sense
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Ce qui chaffe est un chaffeur.
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Your French knowledge is practically zero, so there's no bad news.
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The french
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It's only a matter of time before the Americans notice them.
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The Americans aren't the most efficient and they'll probably take out Briain on the way in.
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They've only taken out the T but then they have a history of that.
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They're going after Brian next.
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Brian is probably marginally safer than he would be if he were fighting on the Americans' side. Oooh! controversial political satire!
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Not if Mel Gibson has anything to do with it.
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At least a decent British actor will play the baddie.
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British actors *always* play the baddie.
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The baddie is the best role by far!
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Every decent British actor who has ever been cast as a baddie has emigrated.
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There's always Brian Blessed...
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There will always be Brian Blessed!
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He's about to emigrate.
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...taking you with him.
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First class all the way
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You are flying by Bashkirian Airlines
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Their first class is quite good, actually.
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You're only saying that to be polite to them.
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They dont understand a word of what you've been saying.
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