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Right, another chance to alternately build our spirits up and then disappoint them. I can't be bothered to change the winning move so it's still Mornington Crescent.
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He intends to succeed Michael Schumacher as Formula One World Champion when he retires.
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Michael Schumacher is not going to retire
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This is because he's being cloned, thus bring into the world a race of chaffeurs.
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chaffeurs are like pigs in Beverly Hills, your mother is a sow farmer in Mexico and you forgot to make porridge for your daughter
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That made perfect sense
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