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Right, another chance to alternately build our spirits up and then disappoint them. I can't be bothered to change the winning move so it's still Mornington Crescent.
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Kittens can be deployed in 45 minutes and are considered as WMD. (They are in my house anyway).
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Hans Blix can't find his kitten.
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But the rumour is that he has a Tiger in his tank (pun intended!)
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It's a real tiger
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But it's tanked on watermelon-flavoured alco-pops, and can only manage a rumbling 'hic-purrrrrrrrr-hic-purrrrrrrr' as it staggers about.
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This is no good for running Hans' car.
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It is listed as a driver on his insurance
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He'll probably be losing his no claims bonus.
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No one has ever stopped his tank to ask for proof of insurance
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Parked on double yellow lines its just been clamped.
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He's reached the age when it's good to take things a little slowly.
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He's chosen not to
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He intends to succeed Michael Schumacher as Formula One World Champion when he retires.
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Michael Schumacher is not going to retire
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This is because he's being cloned, thus bring into the world a race of chaffeurs.
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chaffeurs are like pigs in Beverly Hills, your mother is a sow farmer in Mexico and you forgot to make porridge for your daughter
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That made perfect sense
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Ce qui chaffe est un chaffeur.
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Your French knowledge is practically zero, so there's no bad news.
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The french
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It's only a matter of time before the Americans notice them.
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