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Right, another chance to alternately build our spirits up and then disappoint them. I can't be bothered to change the winning move so it's still Mornington Crescent.
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Capable of near invisibilty, you perpetrate a series of daring crimes.
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They're crimes against fashion, and you are widely mocked once they are discovered.
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Your bad taste brings you fame and fortune in the great fashion magazines of the world!
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Because of that, everyone thinks that you are Victoria Beckham.
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ITV want you in there next Celebrity reality show.
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You've agreed to do it
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It could be fatal
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As you are still invisible, no one can see you to vote you out. You are trapped in a jungle with 2 Ant/Decs forever!
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The two Ant's take a shine to you and smuggle in six pack of beer.
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Low alcohol beer
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It is Belgian, so "Low Alcohol" actually means 5.5%
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I can't think of any possible reason why the last entry could be in any way, shape or form, bad news.
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I can
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The next post will takeus back to the tenuously constructed story.
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The sheer tenuousness of the story means that we've forgotten it, and we can now place ourselves wherever we like - say, as president of the United States.
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If so, you'll have your arse licked by Tony Blair.
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Of the 640 coalition deaths in Iraq only 545 are Americans.
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95 of them weren't
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The 95 that weren't were *caused* by Americans
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That *was* the Bad News
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'Good News' and 'Bad News' are now indistinguishable, meaning that newsreaders need no longer practise 'good news' and 'bad news' facial expressions and the ban on botox treatments and collagen lip-implants for newsreaders is lifted.
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