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Right, another chance to alternately build our spirits up and then disappoint them. I can't be bothered to change the winning move so it's still Mornington Crescent.
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Bad News
They're crimes against fashion, and you are widely mocked once they are discovered.
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Your bad taste brings you fame and fortune in the great fashion magazines of the world!
Bad News
Because of that, everyone thinks that you are Victoria Beckham.
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ITV want you in there next Celebrity reality show.
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You've agreed to do it
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