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Right, another chance to alternately build our spirits up and then disappoint them. I can't be bothered to change the winning move so it's still Mornington Crescent.
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You're off to Transylvania next week, so the extra garlic will come in handy.
Bad News
Customs take it from you before entering the country.
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They don't let you enter the country at all.
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They deport you to Afghanistan.
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They let you go into Pakistan, where the locals are impressed by your cricketing expertise.
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You realise that cricket is the most tedious activity in the world, and face a hideous death from boredom.
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You turn to meditation to escape boredom and find God (underneath a small rock). God tells you to start a new religion.
Bad News
You're still in Pakistan, and the locals are unimpressed by your choice of religion.
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You soon talk them round to your way of thinking.
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Unfortunately, religion is not about thinking.
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But all the atheists are to busy not thinking to notice anyway.
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They're too busy talking on their mobiles while driving (or not) on the M25/Parkway East/[insert your local static motorway here].
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You call on God to smite all mobile phone users with ear-boils. He does! Your religion obtains 100 million new converts.
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They have all just been smitten ie they are dead.
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They're actually all smitten with you. You're popular again!
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It's one of those religions where as the leader, after a night of hedonist splendour, you are sacrificed to ensure well-being in the coming year.
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At least there will be well-being in the coming year.
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Not for you
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You persuade your most faithful acolyte to take your place disguised as you, and sneak off to live in quiet obscurity in another country.
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Who wants to be quiet and obscure?
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YOU DO ! And you achieve it, living in a beautiful house designed by Le Corbusier in the midst of the French Alps.
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