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Right, another chance to alternately build our spirits up and then disappoint them. I can't be bothered to change the winning move so it's still Mornington Crescent.
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You soon talk them round to your way of thinking.
Bad News
Unfortunately, religion is not about thinking.
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But all the atheists are to busy not thinking to notice anyway.
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They're too busy talking on their mobiles while driving (or not) on the M25/Parkway East/[insert your local static motorway here].
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You call on God to smite all mobile phone users with ear-boils. He does! Your religion obtains 100 million new converts.
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