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Right, another chance to alternately build our spirits up and then disappoint them. I can't be bothered to change the winning move so it's still Mornington Crescent.
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They consist mostly of beans, and the side-effects are horrendous.
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I have patented a method of collecting flatulence.
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The follow through research leaves you in a sticky mess
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If you're a vegetarian, it makes good fertiliser.
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The only plants that thrive on your human vegetarian ordure are the GM ones.
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