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Right, another chance to alternately build our spirits up and then disappoint them. I can't be bothered to change the winning move so it's still Mornington Crescent.
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Good news
The BBC is now creating its own news and cutting out the middle man.
Bad News
The middle man is cutting himself up
Good News
He's delicious with fava beans and a nice Chianti.
Bad News
Unfortunately all you have is a bottle of meths.
Good News
Luckily, your murder rap for cutting out the middle man has been reduced to manslaughter.
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