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Right, another chance to alternately build our spirits up and then disappoint them. I can't be bothered to change the winning move so it's still Mornington Crescent.
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You were going on a diet anyway.
that was me with a "tab" issue.
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You were going on a diet anyway.
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It's the Atkins diet.
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As a cannibal, this is your own version of the Atkins Diet. Once a week, you look up "Atkins" in the phone book, and the rest is self-explanatory.
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This is illegal, and they've just caught you at it.
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Private Eye call it the Fatkins Diet.
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The Fatkin Diet is a genetic/hereditary problem.
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You can blame it on your parents.
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My parents are aliens (shnoorb ack ack ack wibble)and only visit once every 100 years.
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At least they don't visit any more frequently.
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But the next visit is tomorrow, and your in-laws are meeting them for the first time.
The will probably abduct your in-laws and take them back to the planet Zog for experimentation.
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The will probably abduct your in-laws and take them back to the planet Zog for experimentation. Bugger, done it again!
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They'll be back.
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They are bringing presents for everyone this time!
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You will be expected to show gratitude for some useless trinket.
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You have earings that are made of the kind of organic matter which you do not need gratification for.
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Earwigs prefer earrings over earings. Regardless, they are rather pedantic individuals and do have a problem with their 'earing.
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You like squashing earwigs
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Guess what you'll be coming back as in the next life?
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