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Right, another chance to alternately build our spirits up and then disappoint them. I can't be bothered to change the winning move so it's still Mornington Crescent.
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Private Eye call it the Fatkins Diet.
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The Fatkin Diet is a genetic/hereditary problem.
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You can blame it on your parents.
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My parents are aliens (shnoorb ack ack ack wibble)and only visit once every 100 years.
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At least they don't visit any more frequently.
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