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Right, another chance to alternately build our spirits up and then disappoint them. I can't be bothered to change the winning move so it's still Mornington Crescent.
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But the sulphurous fumes coupled with the fact that all the transport runs efficiently and on time, leaves you significantly disorientated.
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You realise, after a while, that you are in Dnepopetrovsk, and vodka is very, very cheap.
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Vodka makes you come out in spots. All over.
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Hot mud packs make one look much younger than one actually is and, as an added benefit, cure acne, red-eye and gout.
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But tastes bloody awful in vodka
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