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Right, another chance to alternately build our spirits up and then disappoint them. I can't be bothered to change the winning move so it's still Mornington Crescent.
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Tea is bad for you anyway.
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You used to drink 20 mugs a day, and now you're getting severe withdrawal symptoms.
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Johnny Marr loves your sister and gives a ton of cocaine to Bermondsey
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You live in Llandudno
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And so does Mrs Trellis, who reliably informs me that there is a thriving drugs scene in these ultra-respectable Welsh versions of the Costa Geriatrica.
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