It was raining, so they wouldn't have enjoyed them anyway.

It was acid rain and 50% of them melted!

The Litmus paper states that the acid is benign, almost alkaline, and Morrissey walks into your living room with the acetate of his new LP "You are the Quarry"...you get a taxi to Bermondsey to celebrate.*champagne pops*

Your taxi gets caught in the nation-wide gridlock caused by problems on the M6, and you have no food.

The term gridlock as it applies to the alimentary system has finally been allowed the official term ridlock