Your DNA was found on one of the aforementioned porpoise, a pork pie is located in your make up drawer and thats Port Salut in your hair!

The pork pie tasted really nice with that slice of wild garden pickle (see other game!)

The pickle was really a slug with the face of James Dean!

The Silver Spider Porche 505 never crashed ..it merely nudged a bollard on the A14

the nudged bollard threw the contraflow system out of alignment and the resulting traffic confusion and congestion snaked back towards the M6 to the west and Ipswich to the east, preventing thousands of families from arriving on time for their holdays on the Norfolk Broads.

It was raining, so they wouldn't have enjoyed them anyway.

It was acid rain and 50% of them melted!

The Litmus paper states that the acid is benign, almost alkaline, and Morrissey walks into your living room with the acetate of his new LP "You are the Quarry"...you get a taxi to Bermondsey to celebrate.*champagne pops*

Your taxi gets caught in the nation-wide gridlock caused by problems on the M6, and you have no food.