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Right, another chance to alternately build our spirits up and then disappoint them. I can't be bothered to change the winning move so it's still Mornington Crescent.
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Good News
You are deprived, and have never heard of yoghurt, and so do not blow all your money on a pointless enterprise.
Bad News
What little money you do have left, is taken by the government as tax for the new "Yoghurt for all" initative
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poverty focuses your mind on your addictions..you decline that glass of Pinot Gris proferred by Gordon Brown on the Underground at Midnight
Bad News
You accept a swig from the bottle in the brown paper bag from the tramp sitting next to him.
Good News
Hey maaan, it's marijuana vodka.
Bad News
Gordon Brown is sitting next to David Blunkett.
marijuana vodka? don't play with me - where is it?
Good News
They don't see you as they are both stoned
Bad News
Gordon Brown took your number and promised to call
Good News
You gave him the number of a sex line.
Bad News
It is YOUR sex line.
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