...going carolling with the poor monk next Thursday. We're starting off our rounds by...

..singing outside the Dog and Duck, opposite the police station where that nice PC Plod will supply us with mince pies and mulled cocoa, and then we will...

...beat him senseless before scarpering. Later, we'll drop round to the vicarage for a...

...nice glass of our homemade walnut and grasshopper wine we gave Rev Shore last Christmas. Odd how...

...his head feels so leathery to the touch. I then intend to present some chutney to the Franciscan in the vicar's presence, who I trust will provide us with...

a copy of a Haynes manual for my 1975 Cortina, but failing that any...

...one who has a copy going spare can send me details of where to send a cheque. I need to replace...

...both the axles, as I had to remove them to fit to my device for making walnut and grasshopper chutney. I intend to...

...get chutney into that monk if it's the last thing I do! I think the reason for all this is, several months ago, I went to...

..Vanuatu. The weather was lovely, not at all like North Wales. I particularly liked the volcanos. We have something similar in Blaenau Ffestiniog, although it doesn't smoke..

my herring as well as the one in Vanuatu. If anyone wants to try my smoked herring and radish relish just...