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Missive Trellis
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Well, slap my jammy badger its a communal round robin. Finish off the last sentence and start the next in the manner of your choosing.
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are Satanists,and used her strange howlings to summon up Asmodeus, who made short work of Mr Wicker, the naughty fornicator! Unfortunately, now Samantha
...has taken an interest in their activities and is pestering us for a pet goat. We've decided to, instead, get her...
....a year's supply of drugs, hoping that it'll enable her to...
...believe that she has a pet goat, thereby giving me enough free time for...
... writing this journal. March heralded the disintigration of ...
sp/disintegration of ...
my sofa which I only bought in February, mainly with the proceeds from
...my homemade preserves, which incidentally were inspired by..
... the new Quentin Tarantino movie. The police have...
... since taken away samples for questioning. Later in the month, I agreed to ...
...undress for a charity calendar. The WI thought it was...
something to do with What Chutney? magazine and they all encouraged me to go. As it turned out ...
..the photographer was a Franciscan Monk who had just returned from a sebatical in Rome. He had never seen a ....
...pickle that size before and promptly fainted. He was resusscitated by...
...the charity worker from Help the Aged, who was in attendance because...
... rumour has it that chutney can be used as a substitute for coal. On a lighter note, I'm looking forward to....
...going carolling with the poor monk next Thursday. We're starting off our rounds by...
..singing outside the Dog and Duck, opposite the police station where that nice PC Plod will supply us with mince pies and mulled cocoa, and then we will...
...beat him senseless before scarpering. Later, we'll drop round to the vicarage for a...
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