a bundle betting against the Queen's horses and they were back to sleeping in separate palaces for the rest of the month. But I am getting ahead of myself. In February we

start gun-running for the Mau Mau who are not as bad as

the Japanese Prime Minister would have you think! We are so proud of little Samantha who has just

finished an entire jar of walnut and grasshopper chutney by herself. However, I knew that

she would suffer the repercussions long into the night. That nice Mr. Wicker couldn't

stop banging on the partition wall until at least three AM! Fortunately, the other neighbours

are Satanists,and used her strange howlings to summon up Asmodeus, who made short work of Mr Wicker, the naughty fornicator! Unfortunately, now Samantha