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Missive Trellis
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Well, slap my jammy badger its a communal round robin. Finish off the last sentence and start the next in the manner of your choosing.
Dear all,
What a year its been! I'm
...bamboozled by the accolades I've been receiving. I never knew that...
my walnut and grasshopper chutney would prove so popular! I've been quite rushed off my feet keeping up with
developments in the organic preserves industry and my sponsorship deal with...
McDonalds, which oddly enough has led me to have frequent contact with...
-a charity worker with Help the Aged who unfortunately is of again next week to...
Addis Ababa, where, so I'm told, there are literally several...
...million llamas. Fortunately, they live in harmony with...
vegetarian lions whose antlers and carapace are used by the local....
computer manufacturer as 'naturalistic' components. These are then sold to...
..Welsh hill farmers who, unusually, install Linux and then place them inside their sheep pens so that...
they can't carry on crashing windows. Have you heard what happened to
the Queen last time she went horse racing at Ascot? Apparently, Prince Philip made
a bundle betting against the Queen's horses and they were back to sleeping in separate palaces for the rest of the month. But I am getting ahead of myself. In February we
start gun-running for the Mau Mau who are not as bad as
the Japanese Prime Minister would have you think! We are so proud of little Samantha who has just
finished an entire jar of walnut and grasshopper chutney by herself. However, I knew that
she would suffer the repercussions long into the night. That nice Mr. Wicker couldn't
stop banging on the partition wall until at least three AM! Fortunately, the other neighbours
are Satanists,and used her strange howlings to summon up Asmodeus, who made short work of Mr Wicker, the naughty fornicator! Unfortunately, now Samantha
...has taken an interest in their activities and is pestering us for a pet goat. We've decided to, instead, get her...
....a year's supply of drugs, hoping that it'll enable her to...
...believe that she has a pet goat, thereby giving me enough free time for...
... writing this journal. March heralded the disintigration of ...
sp/disintegration of ...
my sofa which I only bought in February, mainly with the proceeds from
...my homemade preserves, which incidentally were inspired by..
... the new Quentin Tarantino movie. The police have...
... since taken away samples for questioning. Later in the month, I agreed to ...
...undress for a charity calendar. The WI thought it was...
something to do with What Chutney? magazine and they all encouraged me to go. As it turned out ...
..the photographer was a Franciscan Monk who had just returned from a sebatical in Rome. He had never seen a ....
...pickle that size before and promptly fainted. He was resusscitated by...
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