Caledonian Road seems like a good option from here. Now, if I can just avoid creating a vortex on the way through Holborn...

Dropping Line Velocity to 1.5 from 15 with the intention of causing board rotation as a result of kick-back inertia. This should take me off on a diagonal and shift me to the adjoining paraboloid, hopefully leaving me resting at Harrow on the Hill with the rest of you in confusion.

Not only in confusion but also in spoon. I shall retreat to Morden and await developments.

CHalfont & Latimer, waiting.

Have just been shunted into a siding at West Harrow. Come on, who was it?