Frisbeeing a culture token to IJB for preknerdled advice, gratefully acknowledged, I emulate the Hopkins Progression and digress to Covent Garden. For the mimes, natch. Ooh b*gger! 'Oo stole me walle'?

Leaves me free to move ellipsoidally to Oxford Circus for the Dreaming Spires and clown costumes.

Theydon Bois again, sorry.

Ah! The Hopkins' Flange (note the apostrophe - she came up with it not only after the Progression but also her unfortunate but amazing accident) takes me to... let's see, my chart says Euston Square.

Declaring Shenanigans at Burnt Oak.

*cough* Oval!

*russell* Square!

Tuj, you have a chart? *Hendon* Central!

Whisperer] *cough* No. FaRkLe, and here's 30 silver podumes for you.

hey why don't I get handouts? Lewisham.

With the Periwinkle pejorative as my guide...Chalk Farm

inevitably leading me to *PeriVale.

Ah ha! Invoking the Sixty-Fifth Perorgative I can thus use the Green/Green Lateral loop moving to Wood Green and jumping with the double twang bonus to Cockfosters.

Ah ha! Invoking the Sixty-Fifth Perorgative I can thus use the Green/Green Lateral loop moving to Wood Green and jumping with the double twang bonus to Cockfosters.

BZZZZZT! Repetition! But Rayners Lane will do me whether that last move was valid or not.

Euston while we're waiting to find out.

Caledonian Road seems like a good option from here. Now, if I can just avoid creating a vortex on the way through Holborn...

Dropping Line Velocity to 1.5 from 15 with the intention of causing board rotation as a result of kick-back inertia. This should take me off on a diagonal and shift me to the adjoining paraboloid, hopefully leaving me resting at Harrow on the Hill with the rest of you in confusion.

Not only in confusion but also in spoon. I shall retreat to Morden and await developments.