Shepherd's Bush, Dairylea.

East Finchely, spurning the Dairylea in preference of Primula.

Alperton,seeing your Primula and raising a pack of Red Cow Triangles.

Waterloo sunset over La Vache Qui Rit. [Dazed - Laughing Cow, surely?]

Alexandra Palace past the man with the Kraft singles.

Euston Square, and throwing Philadelphia into the equation.

Camembert, Camembert, Cam-den Town.

Goodge Street

Notting Hill Gate, and don't forget the crackers!

Double Gloucester Road. I think it's a bit runnier than you'll like, sir.

Going out on a cheesy limb here - Chesham cheese.

Edam Court if we're into a dairy cycle

Red Leicester Square. Cycling further.

East Ham; different sources of protein.

Well, just to throw it open, I'll use a turquoise podumeto get to Limehouse.

Is that like a pimento?

Colindale- a well known cheese from Yorkshire. P.S. I sufa from dailysex, so excuse me if I mess up

Hoho - it seems the joker has arrived. I feel it may be just the moment to flourish a trump - Elephant & Castle!

Aaaaagggggghhhhhh! If it wasn't for the signalling problems at Finchley Road station (correct at time of going to press) I could have put you in Nid, Chalky with a dashing move to Baker Street. That would have taught you a lesson for the reckless trumping you have been doing. As it is I shall have to respond with a Royal leap to Victoria

In keeping, a 5-point turn to Royal Oak

Tsk!Tsk! ZK I fear that you have missed the point and fallen into PP's simple but fiendishly cunning trap.I believe, however, that I can retrieve the situation by using the Faraday Lightning Strike. (It's an old trick but it just might work). Onward to Bethnal Green