Well, just to throw it open, I'll use a turquoise podumeto get to Limehouse.

Is that like a pimento?

Colindale- a well known cheese from Yorkshire. P.S. I sufa from dailysex, so excuse me if I mess up

Hoho - it seems the joker has arrived. I feel it may be just the moment to flourish a trump - Elephant & Castle!

Aaaaagggggghhhhhh! If it wasn't for the signalling problems at Finchley Road station (correct at time of going to press) I could have put you in Nid, Chalky with a dashing move to Baker Street. That would have taught you a lesson for the reckless trumping you have been doing. As it is I shall have to respond with a Royal leap to Victoria