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Sex is like conversation with royalty - never peak unless poken to.

Royalty? Are they the people who live in a place called Buckingham?

Did you know that the Queen only holds her position because her father was kin?

Whoops! Please ignore my last but one. *consonants, Dujon, consonants!*

On the subject of royalty, what do you think of the Price of Ales?

He's a rather dunk character, isn't he?

often found in the countess' arms popping up the bra with a lass of gin

I am of the opinion that the Price of Wales is outrageous.

[Software] Oh how I agree - and did you know, his mistress's cooked teeth are insured for 20,000 ponds?

lost consonant/vowel ... whatever

I feel sorry for lost owls.

To those of you who have just finished ravelling it is important that you take time to unwind.

Don't rush home with stuff nicked from the garden centre or you might get caught by a seed camera.