soft] Are you suggesting that Rosie should try get some kind of ice rink ?

[Rosie] Try getting randy next time you're down the off-licence. It works for me! [st d] No, he was the sort of chemist who mixed things in test tubs.

As we're all egotists I should have looked more carefully at earlier posings.

Rosie] You should try gasses. I find I see things clearer if I squit a little.
Robin] I see, a roper chemist ? Ten things would be different for him then, not having a hop but working in a lab.

These scientists eh? I've just heard that my cousin has just gained a fist degree and will now graduate as a bi-chemist.

Sex is like conversation with royalty - never peak unless poken to.

Royalty? Are they the people who live in a place called Buckingham?

Did you know that the Queen only holds her position because her father was kin?

Whoops! Please ignore my last but one. *consonants, Dujon, consonants!*

On the subject of royalty, what do you think of the Price of Ales?

He's a rather dunk character, isn't he?

I am of the opinion that the Price of Wales is outrageous.

[Software] Oh how I agree - and did you know, his mistress's cooked teeth are insured for 20,000 ponds?

I feel sorry for lost owls.

To those of you who have just finished ravelling it is important that you take time to unwind.