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As a competitive nation, we seem to be pretty good at ailing.

Booze is good for you. That's why doctors often prescribe Pils.

Kines and lives are important to farmers.

If you are one of those people who enjoys the feel of a warm whisky sliding down the throat, check your ancestry, you are possibly a sot.

Selling errors is the domain of the fourth estate.

Actually, the fourth estate are better known for their headlies.

In other news, I see Britain managed to get another gold meal. Better than a barium one, surely.

It does seem that, as well as ailing, the British are also good at owing.

We also won a Gold in Tree-day Eventing. Did the Greeks have any Gods in the end ?

I particularly like the sow jumping. You need a good hose to stand a chance of winning.

I watched a bit of yacthing and the boats were all going pretty low due to a light win.

How lovely to see that terribly thin english girl win a meal in the 400m.

I'm glad to see Kelly Holmes won the old medal, although it did look reasonably new to me.

If we're talking metallic elements, then a gold meal must be better than a barium meal.

My father was a chemist. Every so often he would tell me the periodic tale of the elements.

Rosie] Did you read even moves before yours ? Same on you. You have given me a hock.
Robin] Did your dad sell condos ?

(st d) Er, apparently not. What a c***. Dreadful sorry. No posting just now; I've got to go and lie down.

Rosie] Are you going to seep ?

I am sure Rosie is suffering from nothing that a few pins wouldn't fix.