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If the Olympics were in Finland they could have sailing and call it the 1500 meres.

The Finns are a very friendly people, which is why they are so good at allying.

One of the Baltic States has such great admiration for our public schools that they have named their country after one - Etonia.

The americans seem to have the most effective simmer.

As a competitive nation, we seem to be pretty good at ailing.

Booze is good for you. That's why doctors often prescribe Pils.

Kines and lives are important to farmers.

If you are one of those people who enjoys the feel of a warm whisky sliding down the throat, check your ancestry, you are possibly a sot.

Selling errors is the domain of the fourth estate.