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C'mon, let the dog see the rabbi...
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A soldier in military hospital was discharged from the war the other day.
[Plump] Visiting my local supermarket today, I was taken aback by the number of ears, rapes and Orangs on display.
While I in the supermarket, I bought some sliced bee to put in my sandwiches.
Can't understand why I'm so pissed - I only had two pins.
My doctor, who is a keen D.I.Y. type, tells me that there is now a simple step-by-step procedure for those with ladder problems.
An unnerving ladder problem is getting half way up and discovering that there is a rug missing.
New legislation coming in 2006 will make it illegal to sell non-prescription rugs in the UK.
Flix] I bet there will still be lots of cack everywhere though.
There will be lots of ushers on the streets.
Yes, but there's a dozen uses for every usher.
Aiden Ridgeway is a Senator in the Australian parliament's upper house. Where I come from aidens used to be hung from the ceiling - usually in the scullery.
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